Strawberry, Raspberry, Library

2nd grader the day after the Presidential Election: “Rock Obama won last night. He won all the decent states, like Florida.”
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Kindergartner: “My dad said no more babies, and my mom had one!”
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Kindergartener: “Hi Libary Girl!”
Me: “Hi Student!”
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Kindergartner: “There are two Issacs in my class.”
Me: “Which one are you?”
Kindergartner: “The other one.”